Youthful Flirters Gifts

May I carry your wireless eBook Reader to school for you?

"Talk nerdy to me."

"Recess does things to a man."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."

"Is it horny in here, or is it just me?"

"So you're sure...toilet-papering Sylvia Sanchez's house is the best way to get her attention?"

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

Pucker up!

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'I'm writing a phone book...Can I have your number, please?'

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"Note to self...'NICE APPS' is not a good opening line."

"May I eat at the bar ... read your paper, text friends and hit on you?"

"She doesn't have the hots for you. She doesn't even have the lukewarms for you."

'Because it's the only thing that still whistles at me. That's why I keep it.'

"Well, hellooo gorgeous! Did you hear the humans named a position after us?"

'Your intoxication beauty has made me forget my problems, my inhibitions, my wallet. Would you mind paying for the check?'

"Dibs on the tall one!"

"You are a very beauty woman. May I buy you a coke?"

'Keep in mind I'm beautiful on the inside.'

"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"

"When we go for walks, Young Master refers to me as his favourite "Chick Magnet": What does that mean?"

"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."

"You had me at hell."

'It goes with your eyes.'

"Yeah, our first album went vinyl."