Youthful Entertainer Pillows

'Just because everyone applauded when you dropped your lunch tray in the cafeteria, doesn't mean that you should pursue a career in show business.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Child driving a toy car

Drummer

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Fur Baby

"Viola player coming through!"

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

Children playing in the street

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

"So, Mrs. Fessler, I understand you're a stand-up comic."

Flava Superba

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

'And now, for your musical entertainment!'

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."

'I'm thinking about running for president. Not this term but as soon as I'm allowed to cross the street by myself.'

Adult Magician

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

"Before I read about my summer vacation, I'd like to ask that all pagers, beepers, and cell phones be turned off."

"Well, I suppose a little experimentation is perfectly normal at your age."

The wrong approach to getting a child to take medicine.

Careful

'How can you tell?'

'Wow. He looks great for 5!'

"He'll regret it when he's older, and most of your life is when you are older."

'Mom, when did your beauty start to slip?'

"Actually, I did so well with the lemonade stand I'm now selling my how-to book on start ups."

The 'Mystery Pain 'game

'The head of our script department!'

"I can't wait till I'm old enough to hold my nose and vote."

"Look! My first paycheck from my summer job!"

"Why not join a cult or something."

"That growth spurt I was waiting for didn't quite turn out the way I'd hoped."