Youth Preservation Enthusiast T-Shirts

Can you make me slimmer, get out some grays, and reduce my wrinkles? Oh, so what you're asking is that I leave and come back ten years ago.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

'FIre me and you're in big trouble. I'm on the endangered species list!'

Elderly People

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"Our hobby is finding old, run-down Victorian houses and levelling them."

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

'Green Peace'

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

Endangered Species.

Preserved

"Look at this terrible mess! Let's all roll up our sleeves and clean it up!"

'You have the body of a 22 year old man, providing your birthday is February 29th.'

'What do you mean, 'act my age'?... If I did that I'd be dead!'

'I'd say it's six of one and one half dozen of the other.'

"After my arrest for trying to eat you, they put me in a captive breeding program."

"I've heard them all fall."

"Oh boy, not a single echo back: Humans have really overfished this part of the ocean..."

"Well, just when can you call for it, Mr. Harper?"

Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

"Give it to me straight. Am I on the endangered list?"

Have a Nice Day.

'I hate it when teen angst becomes mid-age angst.'

'It's all bleach and dye. but I hope that it'll fool the hunters this season.'

"MOM! Connor got all tangled up in his keychain lanyard again!"

"I´m recycling the rainforest."

Teaching Class What A Tree Looks Like.

"Have you considered releasing him back into the wild?"

"As a kid I was told, 'Act your age.' As an adult I'm told, 'Don't look your age.'"

High pants/Low pants.

'What a beautiful spot to build some sort of eyesore.'

The Children Are Our Future!

"Hi, Zazz - I think you know everyone present."