Youth Party Mugs

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

Table tennis.

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

The end of innocence

'At least hanging around street corners reminds us we're at a crossroads in our lives.'

'I wouldn't worry too much about his communication skills....grunting is perfectly normal at his age!'

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

'He loves me...he loves me not...he loves me...hey, this flower is missing a petal!'

'...No, you're not going to be chillin' at a crucially cool awesome rave. It's Daniel's birthday party.'

'The pastor is the one who tells all the kids to be quiet and sit down.'

"I don't get this whole age thing...I waited all year to turn nine, but now I don't feel any older!"

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

He Loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!

"It's weird...all I wanna do is hit fast forward, and all my parents can talk about is hitting rewind."

I'm warning you. My nosy parents are chaperoning. It'll be fine. Eco Club Dance. All they want to do is spy on me. You're safe. You think? Is that Twig? I forgot my night-vision goggles.

'You're too young...to have good 'ol days.'

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'I'm guessing it'll have to be by text.'

"Son, I really wish I could tell you that "Cowboy Ballerina" is a normal part of growing up, but... it's not."

'My Social Worker said SOCIETY is to blame for my loutish behaviour, which came as an enormous relief to me.'

'We had to toddler proof the tree this year.'

'There was a lot of excitement at school today — the Student Council voted itself a pay raise.'

Out of order, Fountain of Youth

Whatever

How Our Age Reflects Upon Us

Don't do drugs and Don't sniff glue T-Shirts.

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

"I'm class president. I need a really big airplane."