Youth Group Participant Mugs

'The pastor is the one who tells all the kids to be quiet and sit down.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"Viola player coming through!"

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

Table tennis.

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

"Miriam keeps me young."

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

The end of innocence

'I wouldn't worry too much about his communication skills....grunting is perfectly normal at his age!'

'At least hanging around street corners reminds us we're at a crossroads in our lives.'

'He loves me...he loves me not...he loves me...hey, this flower is missing a petal!'

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

Teens.

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

He Loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

"I don't get this whole age thing...I waited all year to turn nine, but now I don't feel any older!"

"It's weird...all I wanna do is hit fast forward, and all my parents can talk about is hitting rewind."

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

"Professor Case, your longevity studies are just awesome."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'You're too young...to have good 'ol days.'

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

"Son, I really wish I could tell you that "Cowboy Ballerina" is a normal part of growing up, but... it's not."

'My Social Worker said SOCIETY is to blame for my loutish behaviour, which came as an enormous relief to me.'

'It's only until the end of the season, Mom. I'll visit -- I promise!'

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

Don't do drugs and Don't sniff glue T-Shirts.

Giggling during the debate didn't cost you the election. The mile coming out of your nose cost you the election.