Youth Economist Pillows

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Multi-Generational Books

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

"So much for password protected."

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

'I can't afford to absorb the overhead anymore!'

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

I'd like to request a transfer to a household offering a higher allowance and fewer choices.

The Little Banker Bonus Pack

"I think you should provide a 401(k) with my allowance."

Pat My Dog $5

'I'm worth more than $3,000 as a federal income tax exemption. So how about a raise in my allowance?'

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

'I got that, Ms. Rafferty... now can we get on to student loans?'

"Would you like a glass too? They're five bucks."

"I like your reading the financial pages junior. It shows you have an acquisitive mind."

'I already know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about investing my allowance for capital appreciation.'

'This isn't the dollar I deposited!'

'Sixty percent of my income is from newspaper delivery, 20% from odd jobs, and 20% from allowance.'

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks-- When do I get paid'

"My son's a commonwealth - I give him money to be independent."

"But it's helping me learn my math!"

"Well, Grandpa, I'd be just as happy if you put it all into musical bonds, and I could avoid all those endless tax burdens."