Youth Economist Prints

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Multi-Generational Books

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

"So much for password protected."

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

'I can't afford to absorb the overhead anymore!'

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Pat My Dog $5

I'd like to request a transfer to a household offering a higher allowance and fewer choices.

"I think you should provide a 401(k) with my allowance."

The Little Banker Bonus Pack

'I'm worth more than $3,000 as a federal income tax exemption. So how about a raise in my allowance?'

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

"Would you like a glass too? They're five bucks."

"I like your reading the financial pages junior. It shows you have an acquisitive mind."

'I got that, Ms. Rafferty... now can we get on to student loans?'

'I already know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about investing my allowance for capital appreciation.'

'This isn't the dollar I deposited!'

'Sixty percent of my income is from newspaper delivery, 20% from odd jobs, and 20% from allowance.'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks-- When do I get paid'

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."

"My son's a commonwealth - I give him money to be independent."

"But it's helping me learn my math!"