Young Economists Pillows

How To Monetize Other Kids' Science Projects

I'd like to request a transfer to a household offering a higher allowance and fewer choices.

"Stock options for your thoughts."

Build Your Own Portfolio

Boy and girl at thier studies

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"So, what do you do for play?"

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

The burden of carrying the Euro.

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

"So much for password protected."

'This graph may need some explaining...'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'