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"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Text Culture

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Hoodie Hang-out

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

Musical notes bubble gum.

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"Nice haircut."

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Modern Kids.

Clubbing

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'More hair than brains.'

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

Non-Uniform Day Today.

High Pants/Low Pants.

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

Whatever!

"Really? After all these years of you begging me to let you come and howl at the moon, now that you're a teenager, it's not cool to be seen with your dad!"

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'Young Love'

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"If we could explain it in Hip-hop, officer?. . . It would be like this!"

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'