Young Tinkerer Gifts

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

The Computer Bore

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

The Hobby Store

Rocking horse

Early cyborg.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Gadget geek.

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Modern kite for wind energy.

The Not-So Smart Meter

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Bicycle sat nav.

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

Congratulations on your retirement!

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

Fixing the Computer.

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"