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Knight

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Garden.

The Bearskin Hat Family

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

Trying cellos, too big!

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

'My parents wanted to take me to the dentist. I said I was big enough to go by myself.'

Barrister uses legal speak to ask for two sugars in his tea.

Kid to mom: 'How come I ask so many questions?'

"I may be your page today, but someday, I hope to be the whole book."

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

'Today we learned how to make knots!'

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

'Looks like the blighter's given me the slip again.'

'Why, yes, a banner season for squash! What makes you ask?'

"Have you ever been young before?"

"I think this is the last year he'll believe in Father Christmas, he's asking a lot of questions"

Two sides to a question

"He loves her, but he's not in love with her."

"That new kid is taking hide-and-seek seriously...he's brought in bloodhounds!"

"Sorry, but you can't be friends with a page! Pages become squires, then knights: our mortal enemies!"

"And now, for your final exam, Caleb."

The correct sitting position must be mastered.

Librarian ponders how a small child reached a book on the top shelf.

The 'tough' life of a boy growing up in upper-class Britain.

'Son, isn't it about time you went out and conquered a country of your own?'

Two Men Discussing A Horse.

"I know it's your name, Eddie. I just don't think it's the best name for a boat."

'Happy Birthday, Son! -- We got you your own Swiss bank account!'

Boy asks servant to prepare a long list of fishing bait