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Two sides to a question

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

Two Men Discussing A Horse.

"Sorry, but you can't be friends with a page! Pages become squires, then knights: our mortal enemies!"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Meet the scribe"

Crowded Ice Fishing

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"I've got writer's block."

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

'Spell checker!'

Quills - Sizes 1-9

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Well la de da. . .

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

I'll be honest, Jerry - When you invited me to join your book club, this is not what I expected.

"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Ancient Grammar Police: 'Oh, for cryin' out loud...you never end a sentence with a . . .'

'Yes, the colours are wonderful. But he only does five pages per month, and he doesn't support PostScript.'

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

The Archbishops says to stop adding emoticons.

"I just want to say thanks for getting me into this writing group."

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"The Brother printer is out of ink."