Young Relatives Prints

A Spooked Pumpkin.

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

At the Museum

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

Likes: $2.

Boy and Bear and Monster

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

Children's Party

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"Better luck next time, kid."

Speed Dating.

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

Snowman

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Toddler Feeding Solutions

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"