Young Cousin Prints

'No, Adam, 'awesome' is not an acceptable choice of what you want to be when you grow up.'

'That's like, so random!' (teenager reading about the laws of chance)

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'May I have a moment of your time? I'd like to tell you about a plan my bank has for your IRA...'

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

'Look! There's Santa!'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

"Those are my unfinished connect-the-dots which I plan on finishing when I learn how to count past 10."

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

"I know you're just a recording, but I was lonely!"

"Wow! Gracie is playing with lipstick! She hates girly stuff! Maybe she finally discovered her dainty side!"

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

"I know it's the first week of class, but I want to ask...how many of you are going to college?"

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'

'More hair than brains.'

"So what's your definition of 'love'?"

"Better luck next time, kid."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Larry's used art

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Glastonbury. After.

Skipping Horse

Computer Room.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'