Young Mvps Mugs

'My dad won't let me take steroids until I'm seven.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

Lemonade without borders.

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

'Junior wrote his first memo today!'

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

"I'd like a raise, I can't afford to binge drink on what you pay me."

Sign reading "Bought High; Sold Low."

'No, Billy, their first baseman is messing with your head. You won't go to hell for stealing second.'

"Don't worry about being in your 40's - before you know it, you'll be in your 50's!"

"It's a neat idea for a book, Mr. James, but there's way too many big words."

'There was a lot of excitement at school today — the Student Council voted itself a pay raise.'

RAF Rapidly Approaching Forty

Giggling during the debate didn't cost you the election. The mile coming out of your nose cost you the election.

"No fair, Shelly, you always get to be the pharmaceutical rep."

'Next time up, I'm calling my shot: I'm pointing to the catcher's mitt.'

'As the head of the benevolent order of superior sisterhood, I'm going to lobby congress to end the scourge of stinky, booger-brained boys and put girls in charge of everything.'

'Business has been terrible all right, but I rather think more likely a midlife crisis.'

'Were the lemons grown locally?'

'Something tells me he's going to be a basketball player.'

'...If you really loved me, you'd transfer me to a preschool with a winning team.'