Millennial Mavens Mugs

Hairstyle Inspiration

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'..Can I interest you in our new fragrance - 'Are''

'All those opposed, signify by using the usual sign.'

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

"Don't worry about being in your 40's - before you know it, you'll be in your 50's!"

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

"You people make me sick. Nonetheless, here's a little toe-tapper."

"My one-man band is breaking up."

Stunning politeness.

"All you had to do was ASK us to leave!"

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

'Good grief!! You're here already..?!'

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

'Business has been terrible all right, but I rather think more likely a midlife crisis.'

"Fix it so it'll stream out behind, Pierre. I've been assigned to a motorcycle detail."

RAF Rapidly Approaching Forty

"No, thanks. I'm in training."

"Oh look - a Bauhaus Bird Box."

'There were bound to be some objectors.'