Young Mathematicians Pillows

"I didn't have enough fingers. I had to use a couple of toes."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'But I digress...'

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

Boy and girl at thier studies

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'I know! It's what I had last night for dinner.'

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

'190 divided by two...'

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

Common Core Family Therapy

'Dad 'If Jack brought 10,000 shares at $3 and he sold 75% of them to Larry for $8 before the value went down to $2, what did Jack end up with?''

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

"When the teacher explained negative numbers, I suddenly understood how politicians 'deficit spend'."