Math Student Pillows

Falling off the Math Cliff

Confusing equations.

Isosceles. Scalene. Equilateral. Math major pennants.

'Fermat's first theorem'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

G.P.S. for Poor Math Students

Where your mind & battle are los

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Computer Room.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Big Bang Theory.

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

Albert Einstein

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'But I digress...'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Eternal Student.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Guitarist