Student Pillows

"Is the homework fresh?"

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

The four housemen of procrastination

Learning Curve

"I'll thank you not to quote Yeats, Godel, or any other reminders of college loan debt."

'Just think of it as if you're reading a long text-message.'

"Now remember this formula, it's going to be on the test."

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'My prescription: digital textbooks.'

"No textbooks. I'm strictly Web-fed."

'I'm worried - he says he's having a 'staycation' for his gap year.'

'I really crammed last night.'

'With so little free time, you have to learn to multi-task...'

'Of course creative writing is important. You want to write home for money when you go away to college,don't you?'

'Must you keep reminding me by wearing that shirt?'

'No, copyright does not mean you have the right to copy it.'

'Please help, ma'am. I need support to write my Ph.D. dissertation on 'Successful fund-raising techniques'.'

"This is programmed with the answers to 500 popular essay questions."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time. Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman?'

'Nobody likes a smartass, Bob.'

'We prefer to call this test 'multiple choice,' not 'multiple guess.''

"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

"I can't play video games after school, I have to help my father with his homework."

Bored woman writing immensely long essay.

Maze inside a man's brain.

"It's not begging if you've been to college. It's attempting to arrange interim financing while restructuring your debt load."

Halfway around the learning curve, Bob lets go.

"Sometimes, from time to time, now and again, at times I wish I'd never been given this Thesaurus."

Man reading a book in the library. Notices a man next to him reading all book about spying.

'My dog ate my homework, so I couldn't study for the test. So, as his punishment, he'll be taking the test for me.'

'I plagiarized it because I thought it bears repeating.'

It's not begging if you've been to college. It's attempting to arrange interim financing while restructuring your debt load.