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"It's over Rachel - I want your things out of my cubby."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

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"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

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'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

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'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

"Smiley, where will we be in 10 years?"

"Daddy, you're not going to give us a sermon on responsible behavior, are you?"

'Barely an love and already arguing.'

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

'I'd invite you in, but I'm way too young to settle for less.'

"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

'Frankly, don't bother fighting over me: I don't fancy either of you...'

'I think he's beginning to notice girls.He's washed his face without being asked to!'

"Tunnel of 'Like-Like'"

'I like you and all, Adam, but I'm 'Graphic Novel' and you're just so 'Comic Bookie'.'

"Daddy's still up - I can see him loading his shotgun."

'That's my dad...Director of Homeland Security.'

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"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

'I remember when she was proud to be seen with her parents.'

"You want privacy, don't date my daughter!"

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