Young Love Humorist Prints

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

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"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

"It's not what you think."

"Yes, you've taught me a thing or two - but over twenty-plus years that's not much."

"Dad, it's not a homing pigeon, just a canary on an elastic band."

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

"Smiley, where will we be in 10 years?"

'That's not true, I do listen. I'm just not very interested.'

"He and I connected physically, spiritually, emotionally, financially, humorously, technologically, and self-destructively."

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"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

"You're wonderful, Kimberly, and I want to be married, but I'm looking for a complete unknown."

'I'd invite you in, but I'm way too young to settle for less.'

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."

'It had been one of those long, smouldering, passionate kisses that seem to last forever'

'Wait a minute -- Shouldn't you be saying something about 'If not completely satisfied'?'

'No, dear, it's not necessary to go to the doctor because Mia kissed you.'

"I hope you love kids - there goes your boss."

'I'm gonna go slip into something less comfortable.'

"I'm not sure if that's William Shatner or Deadpool without his mask."

"You'd better switch off your personal alarm I don't want to to disturb your parents."

"I was thinking more of a leap-year wedding."

"You're a pig in bed."