Young Love Jokester Prints

'No, dear, it's not necessary to go to the doctor because Mia kissed you.'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Growth Charts

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

Wind Tunnel of Love.

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

"Do you think someday we'll look back on this and laugh?"

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

'Actually, I do mind wearing your pedometer!'

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

'They were all out of roses.'

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

Consenting Adults.

"Nobody at school will laugh at me."

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

'I now pronounce you hooked and booked.'

'Darling, this is my ex. You know, the one I said you were twice the man of.'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."