Young Love Jokester Prints

'No, dear, it's not necessary to go to the doctor because Mia kissed you.'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

Growth Charts

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

Wind Tunnel of Love.

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

'Actually, I do mind wearing your pedometer!'

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

"Do you think someday we'll look back on this and laugh?"

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

'They were all out of roses.'

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

Consenting Adults.

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

"Nobody at school will laugh at me."

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

"Maybe we'd kiss better if we had lips."

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

"Well, he is at the age now here the repairs are starting to happen. Very quickly the cost exceeds the benefit. You better think about a new one."