Young Love Dreamer Pillows

Sex Education

Tragic 9 Ball

'I think I'm in love, Pop. There's a girl in my class who can text, do high school algebra and run faster than I can!'

"Well yes, it was a nice first date, but it's not going to work out: our mums don't seem to like each other..."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Robocop and Juliet.

'I could do that.'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

Quantum Psychic

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

Awkward First Dates

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

'Romeo and Julietta'

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran