Young Know-it-all Pillows

"I know there are a few things I don't understand, but second grade should take care of that."

Multi-Generational Books

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

'Junior wrote his first memo today!'

Pat My Dog $5

"I'd like a raise, I can't afford to binge drink on what you pay me."

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'

"She's always been a quick learner."

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."

'It's nice that you've learned to tie your shoes, but you're really too young to quit while you're ahead.'

'My classmates voted me most likely to succeed!'

'My problems seem small to you because you're so darn BIG'

"...first, let's just figure out an adjustmetn to my allowance..."

"You're lucky, my parents are both scientists at the University: I need to submit weekly grant applications to get my pocket money..."

"No fair, Shelly, you always get to be the pharmaceutical rep."

"If it were today"

"Enough with the hard-luck stories about spanking and cursive and appointment television, Dad."

"I'm diagnosing a conflict of interest . . . your body knows how old you are, but your mind refuses to believe it."

Kid in bed to mom: How come third graders don't get a personal day?

Kid reading Tolstoy's 'War and Peace' as Dad brings in 'The Three Bears'.

'I don't want to play house... I want to play hard-to-get.'

"Of course I flunked the spelling test. My pencil doesn't have spell check!"

"Some people think I'm just a little girl...but they're wrong! I'm a woman on my way up!"

"If the I.P.O. foes well, I'll be able to move out of my parents' basement."