Young Know-it-all Prints

"I know there are a few things I don't understand, but second grade should take care of that."

Multi-Generational Books

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

The game is tied, and this is the final inning because the sun is setting. I understand, coach, I need to get home before dark!

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

Pat My Dog $5

'Junior wrote his first memo today!'

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

"I'd like a raise, I can't afford to binge drink on what you pay me."

'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'

"She's always been a quick learner."

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

'Since we modified your daughter's digital cellular structure, she's experienced a lot of ringing in her ears. If you need me to check her status, I'll be on call.'

"Would you like to buy a candy bar to help us raise money for our social security."

'It's nice that you've learned to tie your shoes, but you're really too young to quit while you're ahead.'

'My classmates voted me most likely to succeed!'

'My problems seem small to you because you're so darn BIG'

"...first, let's just figure out an adjustmetn to my allowance..."

"You're lucky, my parents are both scientists at the University: I need to submit weekly grant applications to get my pocket money..."

Sheila finds a way to supplement her baby-sitting income.

"If it were today"

"No fair, Shelly, you always get to be the pharmaceutical rep."

"Enough with the hard-luck stories about spanking and cursive and appointment television, Dad."

"I'm diagnosing a conflict of interest . . . your body knows how old you are, but your mind refuses to believe it."

Kid in bed to mom: How come third graders don't get a personal day?

Kid reading Tolstoy's 'War and Peace' as Dad brings in 'The Three Bears'.

'I don't want to play house... I want to play hard-to-get.'

"Some people think I'm just a little girl...but they're wrong! I'm a woman on my way up!"

"Of course I flunked the spelling test. My pencil doesn't have spell check!"

"Just watch. This row monitor job is just the first step on my road to the white house!"