Young Achievers Pillows

'Then it's moved and seconded that the compulsory retirement age be fixed at twentyfive'

'My classmates voted me most likely to succeed!'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

U of Debt

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

'What's play?'

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'Another football scholarship offer?'

Exam

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

What else is there to wish for?

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

His Master's Thesis.

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"I lettered in spelling."

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

Super Student