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'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Good luck with all the revision...

PROBLEM AREAS

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

"Remember, we're the next generation so try not to blow it."

Your heart is doing well with the pig valve we put in. Now, what was your question?

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

Nervous Student

'With one stroke of his fibre-tipped pen, Cartoonman laid waste to all that was evil...'

"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."

"I'm a working mom."

Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.

'I'm sorry. It appears Mr. Mitchell won't be accepting any more information today.'

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

'Come out of that cupboard. If you can't stand up to the class bully, who will? After all, you are the Headmaster...?'

A man working on a model airplane

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

'It's a Marimba!'

Hans Brinker - the early years.

'I'm considering a run for class president. Do we have any skeletons in our closet I should first know about?'

'This is my toughest soldier -- He's been through Mom's vacuum cleaner eight times!'

"The custodian's job is 10 percent janitorial and 90 percent as my bodyguard."

"Mom, will you put me in time out. You gotta pay the dues if you want to sing the blues."

Grade 4 Cello

Healthy eating centre - keep off the grease.

'Angela would rather be out playing baseball, but violin practice comes first.'