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Sun Flower.

Larry's used art

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Culture Saturday

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

'Projectile painting.'

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Misunderstood artist

'I could do that.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Cats at private view

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

Children's Art Show.

The Rise of Modern Art

Rodin's Browser

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

I love Museum Shops

The Cremaster Cycle

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'