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Sun Flower.

Larry's used art

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Culture Saturday

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Personally, I'm a doer."

'Projectile painting.'

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Misunderstood artist

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'I could do that.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

The Rise of Modern Art

Children's Art Show.

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Rodin's Browser

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Cats at private view

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'Wow, talk about genius!'

I love Museum Shops

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.