Young Athletes Supporter Mugs

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

"I AM at my usual position."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

Multisports

A boy with a football

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

'Youth Baseball Clinic: How To Develop A Deep-Rooted Hatred Of The Media.'

"I have goals in life. Just last week I scored three goals!"

'My goldfish died. I over-watered him.'

Football Blockers.

'Nice level swing, Billy. Just meet the ball. Don't try to kill it, Billy.'

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

'I can just see him twenty years down the road pitching for the Giants.'

'Not right now, Timmy. First we're going to work on fielding ground balls. Maybe later we can discuss collective bargaining.'

"It's been a tough season, and you tried your hardest, son. But you're being traded."

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

'With school, sports and music lessons, I don't get to spend much quality time with my gerbil.'

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

"Do you have any athletic tape?"

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

'Guys! Everyone yelling ‘What the hell' in unison is not my idea of team spirit!'

"Okay everyone come and get your helmets and pads - players' sizes on the left, parents' on the right."

'Stop it! Stop it, you two! If you keep fighting about it, then neither one of you will get to be 'coach's bench buddy'...'

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