Young Athlete Supporter Mugs

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Don't sweat it. That's Little League—your dad comes, you choke."

"It's been a tough season, and you tried your hardest, son. But you're being traded."

'Gotta take ya' out kid, seems you've thrown your arm out again.'

"I AM at my usual position."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

Multisports

A boy with a football

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

'I can just see him twenty years down the road pitching for the Giants.'

Football Blockers.

'Youth Baseball Clinic: How To Develop A Deep-Rooted Hatred Of The Media.'

'Nice level swing, Billy. Just meet the ball. Don't try to kill it, Billy.'

"I have goals in life. Just last week I scored three goals!"

'My goldfish died. I over-watered him.'

'Not right now, Timmy. First we're going to work on fielding ground balls. Maybe later we can discuss collective bargaining.'

'With school, sports and music lessons, I don't get to spend much quality time with my gerbil.'

"Do you have any athletic tape?"

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

'Guys! Everyone yelling ‘What the hell' in unison is not my idea of team spirit!'