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'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

"I AM at my usual position."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

'Now then you two, you can't both be Australia - one of you has to be England!'

Multisports

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

A boy with a football

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

'Nice level swing, Billy. Just meet the ball. Don't try to kill it, Billy.'

"I have goals in life. Just last week I scored three goals!"

'Youth Baseball Clinic: How To Develop A Deep-Rooted Hatred Of The Media.'

'My goldfish died. I over-watered him.'

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

Football Blockers.

'Not right now, Timmy. First we're going to work on fielding ground balls. Maybe later we can discuss collective bargaining.'

"Three falls, a knockout, a submission, or a note from your mother...."

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

"It's been a tough season, and you tried your hardest, son. But you're being traded."

"Do you have any athletic tape?"

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

'With school, sports and music lessons, I don't get to spend much quality time with my gerbil.'

'Guys! Everyone yelling ‘What the hell' in unison is not my idea of team spirit!'

"Okay everyone come and get your helmets and pads - players' sizes on the left, parents' on the right."

'Soccer Mom's Diner.'

'Stop it! Stop it, you two! If you keep fighting about it, then neither one of you will get to be 'coach's bench buddy'...'