Young At Heart Crew Pillows

Born to rock.

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Remote control pirate bully

The Zoo.

The experienced backpacker.

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Cut!

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Surf Casting

Children's artwork exhibition.

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

Tiger Costume

Didgeridoo

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'