Young Accountant Pillows

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

"So much for password protected."

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

Accountant Bedtime Stories

'That's my boy...'

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

Warren Buffett as a child

'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'

'I can't afford to absorb the overhead anymore!'

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

'Junior wrote his first memo today!'

"Hmmm....not bad. What about liquid assets?"

"I think you should provide a 401(k) with my allowance."

"I'd like a raise, I can't afford to binge drink on what you pay me."

"Would you like a glass too? They're five bucks."

"When do you think the upturn in the economy will have an input in my allowance?"

"I like your reading the financial pages junior. It shows you have an acquisitive mind."

'I got that, Ms. Rafferty... now can we get on to student loans?'

'I already know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about investing my allowance for capital appreciation.'

'If I have to buy my sneakers with MY money, doesn't that blur the line between allowance and support.'

'This isn't the dollar I deposited!'

'Sixty percent of my income is from newspaper delivery, 20% from odd jobs, and 20% from allowance.'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks-- When do I get paid'