Junior Accountant Pillows

'Congratulations, Fenster?I'm giving you more accounting responsibilities and a new title!'

'Well, Ken, unfortunately 'close enough' won't do on this report.'

Junior Accountant

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

'That's my boy...'

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

Tim's marketing solutions

Man looking at company organisation chart, he's at the very bottom.

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

The Surly Yoof

"My assets consist of a piggy bank, 2 teeth for the tooth fairy, and whatever change I find in the living room sofa."

"During Junior Executive training, Emily learned that power-mad toddies, bereft of honest opinions, climb the greasy ladder of corporate success by licking boots and suppressing controversial subjects. But the pay is very, very good."

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

Messing around on the internet when your boss thinks you're hard at work.

'Mrs Jones is our designated hugger for junior executives.'

Bob's importance was all out of whack to his job title.

"Wait, Daddy! I'm that window’s target audience!"

'You've handled your allowance responsibly for three years so we're cutting it by three percent and requiring you to pay a share of your health care expenses.'

'We'd like to roll over our allowance.'

"Underling, your keyboard-pressing is exemplary.".

'Those are our junior executives.'

"Are we going to start working with larger numbers? I want to work as a federal budget director."

Cut out and keep your own evil boss Lady.

"So, when you young execs talk about 'phoning it in' there's no actual phone involved?"