Yosemite Enthusiast Mugs

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Country Bumpkin.

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Bears going water skiing.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Breakthrough

Office Meeting

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Snowman of the Apes

Summertime.

Public footpath on a desert island.

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”