Yorkshire Aficionado Pillows

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Essex computer.

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

Welcome to Scotland...

Meanwhile in Yorkshire

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'

Crimy, Denis, it used to just be you. . . .

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

"Alas, poor Yorkie! I knew him well."

Sports Memorabilia. It's not an autograph. It's a drawing scribbled by Mickey Mantle. A Yankee doodle!

"Clifford and I love New York, but all we seem to have for each other is mutual respect."

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, Why are you a Yankees fan? Purple pinstripes are WAY better than blue ones. Go Rockies! See ya in the series this year! -Love, prettyinpurple. *(Actual reader letter) Ask Sadie at rudy@rudypark.com. Why do I like the Yankees, Rudy? Dunno. Why do I like Cuban cigars, 100-year-old port, John Wayne, Albert Einstein rubbing my feet while I bathe in salt from THE DEAD SEA?! Um ... Why must I be subjected to letters like this?!?! I can't get past the Einstein thing ...

"It's where I grew up, Diane. A sleepy little town where everybody knows what everybody else is doing, and blogs about it 24/7!"

A Day at the Comics Bar

"It's an 'Ee by gum' bike."

'...Santa delivers to Yorkshire first...everybody else has to wait because they're not as good.'

"I dreamed the Yankees lost in Game Seven."

You Love New York, but you're only willing to pay $24 for it?

Manhattan Cat atop the Empire State

Stoop Fan

"This is a nice place, Adam! WE should give it a name."

"Doctor, this is Mr. Gusset. Mr. Gusset thinks he's the Empire State Building."

Smalltown, U.S.A.

West Fester needs to get with it! Sorry, Twig. We like it dull. Tuba concert. We want quiet, steady citizens. Isn't that discrimination? Only against exciting folks. We welcome boring persons of all races, creeds and sexual orientations. Wow! A rainbow of monotony.

Why are the cartoons in The New Yorker so hard to understand? In the humor universe, they exist to balance out the extremely obvious jokes in "The Fusco Brothers." The New Yorker.

E-Bahgum Mail

"If the Yankees move to New Jersey, will you be going, too?"

Tommy John

'Go ahead, go out, yolk it up a little, but make sure you'r back for breakfast.'

The new Yorkshire based auction site: E-bay Gum.

"This is the close-knit town where a grisly murder reveals a dark secret...."

"No getaway cars. We zip around the corner into the Times Square subway station, and get lost in the crowd."

The Yankees smashed,clobbered, crushed, subjugated, whacked, humbled, shellacked, smeared Seattle, or was it the other way around?'