Yorkshire Enthusiast Pillows

The new Yorkshire based auction site: E-bay Gum.

Yorkshire Lass

'...Santa delivers to Yorkshire first...everybody else has to wait because they're not as good.'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Meanwhile in Yorkshire

'They should have extra-small thermometers for Yorkies, Doctor!'

"Read this. It's a draft of a novel I'm writing fro the young adult market. I want to make sure there's absolutely nothing in it you can relate to."

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

Right Here

William Wallace over-applies the talcum powder before battle.

William Wallace.

'What exactly is 'Haggis'?'

The Chrysler Buildinger

See Manhattan . . . By Car!

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

"Alas, poor Yorkie! I knew him well."

'This spider's persistence is remarkable - that's web 9.0.'

'Go through laddie. Only a true Scotsman disnae wear anything under his Kilt.'

Alex Salmond: Bannockburn.

Welcome to the West Side

Pinocchio on a date: "Before this goes any further, you should know that I've got fungal rot."

A recent poll of 30,000 Britains voted Winston Churchill the greatest Briton of all time, John Lennon was eigth.

Andrew Cuomo & Snake Plissken

Happy Burn's Night!

"It's an 'Ee by gum' bike."

The New York Review of Weather.

"Why anyone should look forward to a subway series is beyond me."

Scottish Independence Vote.

"They'll thank me – you can't get pigeons like these in Amagansett."

The Scottish lion tamer.