Yom Tov Gifts

Chani was determined her makeup would last

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'Yes, all at once!'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

Moses' first encounter with the burning bush didn't go well.

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

Hey guys, great Purim costumes! Do you have a theme?

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

'As you can see - it doesn't pay to badmouth the quarterback.'

"You're positive we don't need these notarized?"

Why children, apples and honey should not be left unsupervised.

"You think you're brave? I read Hebrew in front of a live audience."

Leo Tolstoy

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

'...And a free set of tools goes with it.'

"Hava Nagila" go-round.

"May your year be pear-fect."

Suddenly Josh's mom's efforts with his costume seemed entirely inadequate

Junkyard and sign that reads 'Puttery Barn'.

'The only reason that 'children are our future' is that we don't send enough adults on round trips through deep-space at relativistic speeds...'

'Hi, Mom!'

"I read War and Peace, liked 1/2 of it."

"That's just sick."

Yom Kippur: Everyone can change

Astronaut Brings His Wife a Present From Work.

Benaiah questions the mighty men on who pushed him in the pit.

Lemonade and Etrogade Stalls

"For my bat mitzvah, my dad is getting me incorporated."

Shmeuly's car turns 13.

Succos Boquet

"Bank's closed today, folks. It's Yom Kippur."

Astronaut Training Centre: Out To Launch

"Here's to another Lag B'Omer of eating meat that is burnt on the outside and raw on the inside, with our faces blackened by smoke!"