Yogi Bear T-Shirts

The real reason bears lose weight when they hibernate.

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Dog yoga

My God, I need to fart.

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

Hold for one more page, then roll over into the bended elbow, resting chin pose. Book yoga.

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

'Oh, sure -- You want me to waste my valuable time helping you extinguish your ego'

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

ME, MEDITATING ON NO-SELF

Tangled facing dog...

'Stressed out dogs relax through Yoga.'

"Here goes nothing."

'I've been up here almost a month now -- when do we get paid?'

Cat yoga

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

For Marcos, dissolving the ego was going to be a long-term process.

'The Only Time it's Okay for a Man to Think about Nothing.'

"...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch...Ouch..."

Pot Needles

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

"How come we never sleep at my place?"

I love Yoga

'If I can touch my toes I can touch dessert.'

Yogi Comedy: A yogi comedian tells a yoga joke. '...is this thing aum?'

"You're thirty minutes late. Does that mean I get it for free?"

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

"Your lives will continue to stink until you find your center."

Meditation for dogs

Santa Yoga