Yoga Zen Painiac Pillows

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

My God, I need to fart.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"It is my place!"

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

Yoga for beginners,

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

Peace. Love. Light

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

'Have you been working out?'

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

Prisoner Stretches Before Stretching Torture

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

Buns Of Veal.

'There goes JB, still unflappable.'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

Yoga.

"O.K., fellas - calm down. Does it really matter which is better, yoga or Pilates?"

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

"OOOMMM" "MMMOOO"