Yoga Zen Painiac Prints

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

My God, I need to fart.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"You took that news with dignity and grace. I really wanted you to spaz out."

"It is my place!"

"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"

"Slowly begin to reawaken the body with thoughts of unread E-mails, piles of dirty laundry, and the kids you have to pick up from school."

Yoga for beginners,

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

'Euro's down against the pound, dollars up against yen, pound is... what the hell don't expect cheap meals in France!'

Peace. Love. Light

'Have you been working out?'

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

Prisoner Stretches Before Stretching Torture

'There goes JB, still unflappable.'

Buns Of Veal.

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

Yoga.

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"O.K., fellas - calm down. Does it really matter which is better, yoga or Pilates?"

"OOOMMM" "MMMOOO"