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Young Man, there's no need to feel down..

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

"We're exclusively delts."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

Exercising

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Exercise Bars

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

'It's called exercising. It's like playing. . . only without the fun part.'

"Feeling stupid yet? No? Then keep going!"