Yet-to-be Ergonomic Master T-Shirts

'I can't wait to get the money for one of those new laptops, this foot-top is killing my back!'

Office Ergonomics.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Work Life Balance

Computer neck.

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

"Hold up ... where’s the ranch dressing?"

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

Office Ergonomics.

'Your attention to ergonomics is getting out of hand.'

An employee fashions a standing desk out of his chair and desk.

'Now, that's more ergonomic...'

Yoga in Heaven

"Thanks to yoga, I now gently stretch to conclusions instead of jumping to them"

Woman standing behind boss with sign saying 'Applause'.

The side effect of the standing desk craze.

"There was a lot of tension between his ergonomics and his feng shui."

"These expensive office chairs are ergonomically correct...which is more than I can say for you!"

"I don't get all the hype about treadmill desks."

Ergonomics.

'Of course it's competitive. I'm competing with myself.'

'Now look what you've done!! You've aggravated my CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME!!'

"You father's a nap just waiting to happen."

"Now, that's more ergonomic..."

"I'm telling you, the next big thing is going to be ergonomics"

'I'm just going to our front gate for a chunner!'

Public Intellectual/Private Intellectual