Ergonomist T-Shirts

"No wonder your arm aches. Shackles should be placed at eye level. Man, it's an ergonomic nightmare down here."

Office Ergonomics.

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'Now, that's more ergonomic...'

Ergonomics.

'Now look what you've done!! You've aggravated my CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME!!'

"I'm telling you, the next big thing is going to be ergonomics"

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

The side effect of the standing desk craze.

Lumbar support animal

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

Office Ergonomics.

Summer Energy

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Work Life Balance

Computer neck.

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

"I bought my husband an ergo smart chair. It ejects him if it feels he's been sitting at his computer too long."

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

'I can't wait to get the money for one of those new laptops, this foot-top is killing my back!'

"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."

'Ingredients: 'pine, ash, walnut, nails, insulation materials of unknown origin and all-natural asphalt shingles.'

"At first I thought a full size spare was a good idea, but now..."

Stan couldn't be bothered to stand up – yet hated being talked down to.

'Your attention to ergonomics is getting out of hand.'

An employee fashions a standing desk out of his chair and desk.

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

"OK, who's the joker?"

Coming soon: 175,000 sq. ft. Inferiority Complex

Factory foreman says: 'Sometimes the machines here do try to take over the world. Last week the coffee maker even had a go.'

'They turned down our request for a grant.'

"We find this chair keeps our employees better focused."