Ergonomics Researcher T-Shirts

Lumbar support animal

Office Ergonomics.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

'What do I do around here? Sir, I really think I deserve some time for research and preparation before answering that.'

Computer neck.

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

"I bought my husband an ergo smart chair. It ejects him if it feels he's been sitting at his computer too long."

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"Hi Sean, welcome to my open space. Take a stand and let's talk."

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

A man's brain is in a glass on his bed stand next to his dentures.

'What does carpal tunnel syndrome feel like?'

'I can't wait to get the money for one of those new laptops, this foot-top is killing my back!'

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

'I'm sleepy all the time.'

"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

Stan couldn't be bothered to stand up – yet hated being talked down to.

Office Ergonomics.

'Your attention to ergonomics is getting out of hand.'

'Now, that's more ergonomic...'

An employee fashions a standing desk out of his chair and desk.

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

The Acrobat/Musician

'It's the most amazing case of rapid eye movement I've ever seen.'

Ballerina

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'