Year-end Bonus Pillows

'Looks like no cash bonus this year.'

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

'Here are some bonus checks. Distribute them unfairly.'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

"Take it. It's your bonus."

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'I'll have a big bonus please.'

loan

Save the earth/Make Money.

Stock market worries.

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

Santa Claus Heralding the New Year

"I look at this as practice for when there actually is something to celebrate."

'We're a paperless office - except for executive bonuses.'

"I'm sorry, Harrigan, But a man's gotta do what a man's accountant says he's gotta do."

'When it comes to giving a bonus...some people will stop at nothing.'

The Evolution of the Bonus

'This new ruling on bankers pay has really thrown the cat among the pigeons...'

"The office staff hired him to cheer me up. It's the day they get their annual bonuses."

It's a Happy Quarter

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller. I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts? The age-old question: Do I enjoy the fruits of my labor or give them to the losers and ingrates who did absolutely nothing to earn them? Fly yourself to Maui and send them a photo of you eating a seven-course meal. That'll encourage them to work harder and earn their own bonuses. Encouragement is the best gift you can give. I really love your show,

Year End Sales

'To be honest, I did expect a better bonus this year.'

So... you got a big ass bonus... Now what?

"Wilson! Stop bogarting he bonuses and share the wealth!"

"Yes, I AM laughing my way to the bank. How did you guess?"

'Would you like your books cooked?'