Year-end Bonus Pillows

'Looks like no cash bonus this year.'

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

'Here are some bonus checks. Distribute them unfairly.'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'I'll have a big bonus please.'

loan

Save the earth/Make Money.

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

Stock market worries.

Santa Claus Heralding the New Year

'When it comes to giving a bonus...some people will stop at nothing.'

'We're a paperless office - except for executive bonuses.'

"I'm sorry, Harrigan, But a man's gotta do what a man's accountant says he's gotta do."

"I look at this as practice for when there actually is something to celebrate."

"The office staff hired him to cheer me up. It's the day they get their annual bonuses."

It's a Happy Quarter

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

'This new ruling on bankers pay has really thrown the cat among the pigeons...'

The Evolution of the Bonus

'Would you like your books cooked?'

Year End Sales

"Yes, I AM laughing my way to the bank. How did you guess?"

"Wilson! Stop bogarting he bonuses and share the wealth!"

So... you got a big ass bonus... Now what?

'To be honest, I did expect a better bonus this year.'

'Then it's agreed - We won't let the fact that we're overpaid interfere with our bonuses.'