End Of Year Bonus Celebration Pillows

'I'll have a big bonus please.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'Looks like no cash bonus this year.'

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

"As company chairman I'd like to thank you all for participating in the evenings entertainment and saving me �4000."

Loose change fund: 'You get to keep whatever you can grab with one hand.'

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

"No, I've got nothing constructive to add. But I do know a funny joke I could tell."

Santa Claus Heralding the New Year

'When it comes to giving a bonus...some people will stop at nothing.'

"Congratulations, Mrs. Roberts, you've changed my life."

'We're a paperless office - except for executive bonuses.'

Bonfire of the Paperwork

"The office staff hired him to cheer me up. It's the day they get their annual bonuses."

It's a Happy Quarter

The Evolution of the Bonus

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

'To be honest, I did expect a better bonus this year.'

So... you got a big ass bonus... Now what?

"Wilson! Stop bogarting he bonuses and share the wealth!"

'Then it's agreed - We won't let the fact that we're overpaid interfere with our bonuses.'

Year End Sales

"Yes, I AM laughing my way to the bank. How did you guess?"

"I'm keeping my large bonus under the bed because it's the safest place. I only risk other people's money."

Banker's decide to 'waive' their bonus cheques!