End Of Year Bonus Celebration Pillows

'I'll have a big bonus please.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

'We believe in using performance-enhancing drugs here.. they're called bonuses.'

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

Okay, start shouting them in for their annual bonuses.

'And this will be our strategic plan for the coming year.'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

'Looks like no cash bonus this year.'

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

Loose change fund: 'You get to keep whatever you can grab with one hand.'

"As company chairman I'd like to thank you all for participating in the evenings entertainment and saving me �4000."

'Oh quit griping and be thankful we even got a bonus this year!'

"No, I've got nothing constructive to add. But I do know a funny joke I could tell."

Santa Claus Heralding the New Year

"Congratulations, Mrs. Roberts, you've changed my life."

How Will You Spend Your Extra $5 an Hour?

'When it comes to giving a bonus...some people will stop at nothing.'

'We're a paperless office - except for executive bonuses.'

The man who finally got his account in the black

Bonfire of the Paperwork

The Evolution of the Bonus

"The office staff hired him to cheer me up. It's the day they get their annual bonuses."

It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller. I got a bonus for the first time in years. Would it be selfish to spend it on myself instead of on Christmas gifts? The age-old question: Do I enjoy the fruits of my labor or give them to the losers and ingrates who did absolutely nothing to earn them? Fly yourself to Maui and send them a photo of you eating a seven-course meal. That'll encourage them to work harder and earn their own bonuses. Encouragement is the best gift you can give. I really love your show,

"You've hit your goals so well that I wanted to bring by your Christmas bonus."

It's a Happy Quarter

"Wilson! Stop bogarting he bonuses and share the wealth!"

"Yes, I AM laughing my way to the bank. How did you guess?"

'To be honest, I did expect a better bonus this year.'

'Then it's agreed - We won't let the fact that we're overpaid interfere with our bonuses.'

So... you got a big ass bonus... Now what?

Year End Sales

"I'm keeping my large bonus under the bed because it's the safest place. I only risk other people's money."