Yardwork Avoidance Prints

"Baldo, how many times have I asked you to mow the lawn?"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Gardener

"First time pruning?"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Good News about winter

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"He loves his leaf blower."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Irritable trowel syndrome.

Lawnmower

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

Conservation Area

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Okay, dig that one up!

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"Mulch madness"

Beginning Yarder.

"Must get a longer cable."

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

'George! This way quick!'

A man raking his lawn watches as the leaves climb back into the trees.

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."