Yard Work Evader Prints

"This is my furlough day. I just came in to escape the yard work at home."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"First time pruning?"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Good News about winter

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Irritable trowel syndrome.

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

Lawnmower

Conservation Area

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Okay, dig that one up!

"Mulch madness"

Beginning Yarder.

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Must get a longer cable."

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

'I fought the lawn and the lawn won.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

'George! This way quick!'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."