Yard Saler Pillows

"Oh no! She sold my golf clubs at a yard sale!"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"There's more inside."

Beginning Yarder.

Yard Sale

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'I don't make house calls. My mom won't let me leave the yard.'

"You see a bunny rabbit in the clouds. I see mom telling me to mow the lawn."

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

House sale.

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

Extreme Yard Sale

"There's another one! Pull over!"

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

Leaves.

'Honey, do we have a problem with mold in our house?'

Yard Sale: Like-New Kitchen Gadgets

Garage sale.

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

Garage Sales Anonymous

"Starting these labour-saving devices is exhausting!"

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"